She also wears the colour purple a lot – she can be our lavender menace any day. She is kind, compassionate, totally clever, and does things her own way, despite other people judging her or thinking she’s weird. Luna is one of the best characters in the books, and there is no way she is not a lady-lover. We know Professor Sprout has got green thumbs, but we reckon she’s probably pretty handy with her other fingers too. Plus, she is played by the wonderful Miriam Margolyes, an out lesbian in real life, who has been with her female partner for over fifty years. she specialized in one of the most lesbian past-times ever – gardening. Professor Sprout is a Professor of Herbology i.e. The only dude she’s into is Voldemort, and that’s definitely platonic because can you ever see Voldemort deriving pleasure from anything other than killing innocent people? What a bad gal babe. Bellatrix Lestrangeīellatrix’s whole aesthetic is totally “goth gay ” kind of Evil Willow from Buffy vibes. She needs a sweet lady to un-purse those lips of hers. The reason that she hates wizards and witches so much is because she doesn’t get to be one, and then she’s stuck with the repulsive, male Vernon Dursley. If we’re working from the metaphor of “magic” equating to queerness, then Mrs Dursley’s latent gayness should come as no surprise. She is also a sports teacher and referee who has short spiky hair and mostly wears a button-up shirt and tie. Madam Hooch’s marital status is never mentioned, and in the world of J K Rowling that’s pretty much a dead giveaway for gayness. This is a very scientific and important peer-reviewed study.

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